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Saturday, January 30, 2010
Chicken Day
It was Chicken day
A magical time
When Peter Smith
Was eating a lime.
It was polite to eat limes
On Chicken day
But Peter’s lime
Was here to stay.
“I’m the magical lime,”
The lime said with a chuckle
As he grew legs,
Arms, pants, and a buckle.
“I stay where I am,
I can’t be digested
I sleep in your mouth
So that I am well rested.”
Peter was surprised
About the lime’s sentence
“Forever?” Peter said
“Ok. I’ll raise you as my apprentice.”
The Chicken games
Were about to begin
“Let’s play all the games.
I hope we win.”
The two arrived
At the Chicken games
They laughed at the outfits
For they were quite lame.
They got front row seats
The best of the lot
Then saw all the people
And the bad seats that they got.
The very first game
Of the Chicken games
Was to find the two chickens
That were exactly the same.
Peter and Lime
Volunteered for the game
And found the chickens
That were exactly the same.
The prize was money
And lots of it
Enough to buy a sandwich
With bacon bits.
They were both so eager
To spend all the money
On things like toasters,
Lemons, iced tea, and honey.
When they got to the store
The lime said to the man
“We want lots of honey,
A big giant can!”
The man said “Ok,
Right through that door
It’s on your left
In aisle four.”
The lime took the honey
Into Peter’s mouth
He poured some for him
And for Peter himself.
“Hey look,” Peter said
Looking up in the sky
“It’s the holiday chicken
He’s in his sleigh. Why?”
“Hahaha,” chicken said
As he flew out of sight
“Good Chicken day to all
And to all a good night.”
A magical time
When Peter Smith
Was eating a lime.
It was polite to eat limes
On Chicken day
But Peter’s lime
Was here to stay.
“I’m the magical lime,”
The lime said with a chuckle
As he grew legs,
Arms, pants, and a buckle.
“I stay where I am,
I can’t be digested
I sleep in your mouth
So that I am well rested.”
Peter was surprised
About the lime’s sentence
“Forever?” Peter said
“Ok. I’ll raise you as my apprentice.”
The Chicken games
Were about to begin
“Let’s play all the games.
I hope we win.”
The two arrived
At the Chicken games
They laughed at the outfits
For they were quite lame.
They got front row seats
The best of the lot
Then saw all the people
And the bad seats that they got.
The very first game
Of the Chicken games
Was to find the two chickens
That were exactly the same.
Peter and Lime
Volunteered for the game
And found the chickens
That were exactly the same.
The prize was money
And lots of it
Enough to buy a sandwich
With bacon bits.
They were both so eager
To spend all the money
On things like toasters,
Lemons, iced tea, and honey.
When they got to the store
The lime said to the man
“We want lots of honey,
A big giant can!”
The man said “Ok,
Right through that door
It’s on your left
In aisle four.”
The lime took the honey
Into Peter’s mouth
He poured some for him
And for Peter himself.
“Hey look,” Peter said
Looking up in the sky
“It’s the holiday chicken
He’s in his sleigh. Why?”
“Hahaha,” chicken said
As he flew out of sight
“Good Chicken day to all
And to all a good night.”
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Double Dipping
u know those people who say "ewww!!!! U double dipped!" well im sick of them... so next time i see them, im gonna hit them with my laser which makes them not so weird!!! But there's one problem, i dont know how to make a laser. so if u do... comment and tell me how!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Moraglia
My Dad doesnt understand Abercrombie. He said that me and my brother should make a bunch of clothes that say Moraglia... ive been designing alot today... it probably sounds pretty stupid but it passed the time. But after all of our attempts he still doesnt get the concept. All that work for nothing
YO
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